In which I eat half of a fat burrito.

14 Apr

That’s right, folks. I ate half of a fat burrito. I’m talking about the most obese, enormous, can’t-fit-through-a-door-sized burrito in human history.

Oh yeah. Chipotle.

That's right. I WENT THERE.

Be jealous. Be very jealous.

While there, my bruvver, Jake, came. He ate the other half of my burrito, because…I couldn’t eat it all. *blushes* I don’t eat a whole lot at one time. I’ll be hungry in an hour, though.

Anyways, he came and told me that he’s moving into a house with a couple other guys that we both went to high school with. Should be fun…except that they will be sophomores, and he’ll be super studious senior. Ooh. Yeah, I’m sure he’ll be fine…

So here I am now at the OU student union. This place is pretty awesome. I think that if I went to school here, this is where I would hang out.

Also, Bartlesville was under a tornado warning! Which is kind of a bummer…I mean, I wasn’t there to run out and stare at the clouds!! But they’re all good now; it regressed to a simple watch. No more warning. Sad day, eh?

I shall leave you with this for now:

If you ever want to purge your system, drink a bunch of sprite or coke or water…then watch an HD, HI, and DI all in a row. Lemme tell ya, it works.

**HD=humorous duet, HI=humorous interpretation, DI=dramatic interpretation**

Peace and happy dreams!


Posted by on April 14, 2011 in Debate, Food, Weather


2 responses to “In which I eat half of a fat burrito.

  1. Jennifer

    April 14, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    When I make a burrito, it takes up the whole plate, and the same with a pancake! Awesome writing!

    Choose Happiness & Success!

  2. Farewell Oblivion

    April 15, 2011 at 9:09 am

    This made me laugh. Chipotle’s legit.


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